Oh, those furry cute little beings! Who doesn’t love them… just imagine your furry pet curling up against you on your sad days and giving you the most comfortable hug!
How cute! But, but, but.. Pause for a second… there is a huge percentage of animals that are wild…. Rough.. Dangerous and can even gulp you down! Kidding!
Sometimes, talking with people who are animal lovers can get tough especially if you aren’t one. Learn these quickies from our simple funny animal puns and have fun!
Funny Animal Puns
Q: Which animal do you keep in your car?
A: A car-pet.
Q: Why can’t you expect the crab to share anything with you?
A: Because he’s shell-fish.
Q: What did the fish say while seeing off his friend?
A: It said, “Let minnow when you reach home.”
Q: What did the cat say when it couldn’t believe its ears?
A: It said, “You must be kitten me.”
Q: What did the huge aquatic mammal say after being proved right?
A: It said, “Whale, whale, whale. I was right, wasn’t I?”
Q: What did the bird say after an embarrassing moment?
A: It said, “This is hawk-ward.”
My Experience: One day, while I was out for a leisurely stroll in the park, I paused to admire the majestic sight of a hawk soaring gracefully through the sky. Its wings outstretched, it seemed to glide effortlessly on the gentle breeze.
Q: What did the mink say during the summer?
A: It said, “It’s getting otter here.”
Q: What did the seal say after his friend made a stupid comment?
A: It said, “That is the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Q: What did the lonely owl say?
A: It said, “I have to do owl this work by myself.”
Q: What did the giraffe say to his kid who was troubling her?
A: She said, “You are giraffing me mad.”
Q: What did the tortoise say to apologize for his mistake?
A: He said, “I didn’t do it on purpoise.”
Q: From whom did the shellfish borrow money?
A: From the prawn broker.
Cuddly Companions 🐻❤️
Q: What does a whale say when it needs precise information?
A: It says, “Can you be a bit more pacific?”
Q: What do marine animals greet each other?
A: They say, “Whale hello there.”
Q: What do you call the feline mammal who never plays fair?
A: A cheat-ah.
Q: What do you say to the king of the jungle when he is not being truthful?
A: You say, “You are lion.”
Q: What does a zebra want the most?
A: He wants to be herd by all.
Q: What is the bio on the Tinder profile of a flamingo?
A: It says, “Single and ready to flamingle.”
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A: It said, “Will I get water? I am a little horse.”
Q: How does a bear threaten his enemies?
A: He says, “I have the ability to kill you with just my bear hands.”
Q: What would you call a hippo when he calls his friend fat?
A: You call him a hippo-crite.
Q: Where do elephants store all their belongings?
A: In their trunk.
Q: What happened to the frog who did not follow the traffic rules?
A: His car was toad.
Q: What did the animal from Peru say before going on a picnic?
A: He said, “Alpaca lunch.”
Pro Experience: As I prepared for a leisurely picnic in the park one sunny afternoon, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. The colorful blanket was spread out on the grass, and the picnic basket was filled with an assortment of delicious treats. Everything seemed perfect for a relaxing day outdoors.
Q: Why is a koala termed as a bear?
A: Because it has all the koalafications to be one.
Q: Why do old puns about giant animals never get popular?
A: Because they have now become irrelephant.
Q: What did the cat do to the video he was watching when his friend came over?
A: He paws-ed it.
Q: Why can you find hooves under the legs of cows?
A: Because they lactose.
Q: What did the rodent say to his colleague after they had finished work?
A: He said, “Do you want to go for a drink?”
Q: Why was the cow crossing the road in a hurry?
A: He had important business on the udder side.
Creature Comforts 🐻🌟
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a sad bird?
A: A blue-bird.
Q: Why did the people not want to hear the puns about pigs?
A: Because they found them boar-ing.
Q: Which subject did the snake like the most in school?
A: Hissss-tory.
Q: Which movie do dogs like the most?
A: The Harry Paw-ter series.
Q: Which Harry Potter movie is the most popular among dogs?
A: The one about the Sorcerer’s bone.
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A: Because it has ten-tickles.
Q: What would you call a bear which does not have any teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: Why was the leopard bad at playing Hide and Seek?
A: Because it was spotted.
Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a “purr-amedic”!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: The trom-bone!
Q: Why do birds make great detectives?
A: They always know how to “quack” a case!
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a time I watched a group of ducks near a pond, seemingly investigating something with great curiosity. Their quacking and waddling around reminded me of detectives combing through clues at a crime scene.
Q: Why did the turtle become a chef?
A: Because it was great at “shell-peeling”!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A “python”!
Q: Why do pandas make great artists?
A: They’re always “bear-ing” their soul on the canvas!
Q: What do you call a group of musical fish?
A: A “tuna band”!
Q: Why did the elephant become a gardener?
A: Because it had a green “trunk”!
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An “investigator”!
Wild Wonders 🌿🦓
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A “woolly jumper”!
Q: Why did the cat become a DJ?
A: It had a “purr-fect” ear for music!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: “No eye-deer”!
Q: Why did the giraffe become a basketball player?
A: It had a “neck” for the game!
Q: What do you call a frog with a broken leg?
A: “Un-hoppy”!
Q: Why did the raccoon become a comedian?
A: It loved to “trash” talk!
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A: A “thesaurus”!
Q: What do you call a horse that can sing?
A: A “neigh-le-diamond”!
Q: Why did the lion become a motivational speaker?
A: It had a “roar-ing” presence!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A “gummy bear”!
Q: Why did the squirrel become a journalist?
A: It was great at “nut-ting” down stories!
Q: What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A: A “civil serpent”!
Q: Why did the monkey become a baker?
A: It loved “banana bread”!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A “labracadabrador”!
Exploring the world of “Animal puns” has been a wildly fun adventure! Did these puns make you roar with laughter or hop with joy?
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