Animals are of equal importance when compared to humans. They are beautiful beings and life cannot sustain without them. Puns about all kinds of animals are pretty popular and are enjoyed by all.
Animal Puns and Funny Quotes
- Which is the animal that you keep in your car? A car-pet.
- Why can you not expect the crab to share anything with you? Because he is known to be shell-fish.
- What did the fish say while seeing off his friend? It said, “Let minnow when you reach home.”
- What did the cat say when it could not believe its ears? It said, “You must be kitten me.”
_What did the huge aquatic mammal say after it was proved right? It said, “Whale, whale, whale. I was right, wasn’t I?”
_What did the bird say after it had an embarrassing moment? It said, “This is hawk-ward.”
_What did the mink say during the summer? It said, “It is getting otter here.”
_What did the seal say after his friend made a stupid comment? It said. “That is the sealiest thing I have ever heard.”
_What did the lonely owl say? He said, “I have to do owl this work by myself.”
_What did the giraffe say to his kid who was troubling her? She said, “You are giraffing me mad.”
_What did the tortoise say to apologise for his mistake? He said, “I did not do it on purpoise.”
_From whom did the shellfish borrow money? From the prawn broker.
_What does a whale say when it needs precise information? It says, “Can you be a bit more pacific?”
_What do marine animals greet each other? They say, “Whale hello there.”
_What do you call the feline mammal who never plays fair? A cheat-ah.
_What do you say to the king of the jungle when he is not being truthful? You say, “You are lion.”
_What does a zebra want the most? He wants to be herd by all.
_What is the bio on the tinder profile of a flamingo? It says, “Single and ready to flamingle.”
_What did the pony say after it had run for a long distance? It said, “Will I get water? I am a little horse.”
_How does a bear threaten his enemies? He says, “I have the ability to kill you with just m bear hands.”
_What would you call a hippo when he calls his friend fat? You call him a hippo-crite.
_Where do elephants store all their belongings? In their trunk.
_What happened to the frog who did not follow the traffic rules? His car was toad.
_What did the animal from Peru say before going on a picnic? He said, “Alpaca lunch.”
_What did the father of the buffalo day to him while he was going away for a few days? He said, “Bison.”
_Why is a koala termed as a bear? Because it has all the koalafications to be one.
_Why do old puns about giant animals never get popular? Because they have now become irrelephant.
_What did the cat do the video he was watching when his friend came over? He paws-ed it.
_Why can you find hooves under the legs of cows? Because they lactose.
_What did the rodent say to his colleague after they had finished work? He said, “Do you want to go for a drink?”
_Why was the cow crossing the road in a hurry? He had an important business on the udder side.
_Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honey comb.
_What do you call a sad bird? You call it a blue-bird.
_Why did the people not want to hear the puns about pigs? Because they found them boar-ing.
_Which subject did the snake like the most in school? Hissss-tory.
_Which movie do dogs like the most? The Harry Paw-ter series.
_Which Harry Potter movie is the most popular among dogs? The one about the Sorcerer’s bone.
_Why is the octopus always laughing? Because it has ten-tickles.
_What would you call a bear which does not have any teeth? A gummy bear.
_Why was the leopard bad at playing Hide and Seek? Because it was spotted.