Bird puns can be very enjoyable. They are often easy to make because of the huge number of words that can be used. The provide us with a sense of comic relief if used wisely. Bird puns are often used to improve the quality of any text.
- Which is the best time to buy a bird? When it is coming at a cheap price.
- Why did the crow pickup the telephone? Because he wanted to make a caw.
- How does a bird manage to make a safe landing if one of its wings is injured? With the help of a sparrow-chute.
- Why did the teacher punish the little bird? Because it was tweeting in an examination.
- How do crows always manage to stay together in a flock? They use a vel-crow.
_What should the name of a parrot that flew away be? A Polly-gone.
_What do you call a bird which has got its heart broken? A blue-bird.
_What does a snowy owl like to practice? Owl-gebra.
_Why did everyone think that my pet bird was rude? Because it was a mockingbird.
_What type of birds are always found locked up in a cage? Jail Birds.
_How did the bird manage to break-in the house? It used a crow bar.
_Of what nationality was the goose? It was Portu-geese.
_Which bird was put I charge of the church? The cardinal.
_Why did the Pelican run out of money at the restaurant? Because it had a long bill.
_Why should you never kiss a bird with any disease? Because if you do, you might get cherpies.
_What should you add in a soup for your pet bird? Crow-tons.
_Which movie does a bird like to watch the most? Lord of the Wings.
_What does a duck light during Diwali? Fire-quakers.
_What game does a parrot play? It plays Hide and Speak.
_What did the stupid bird tell its owner? It said, “I will finish it before you Dodo.”
_Why was Mozart angry with his chickens? Because they kept going Bach Bach.
_Which bird never visits the barber? A bald eagle.
_Where does the queen of birds live? In the Duckingham Palace.
_Which bird can carry the heaviest loads? A Crane.
_Why was the owl fond of the detective novel? It was a hoot dunnit mystery.
_Which bird can rob you while you are bathing in the bath tub? A robber ducky.
_Which bird is sold at the grocery store? A kiwi.
_Which bird do you require while taking your meals? A swallow.
_What do you call a duck which is very smart? A wise quacker.
_Which bird is always panting for breath? A puffin.
_Which is the most popular bathing bar among birds? Dove.
_From where do birds buy their shares? From the stock market.
_What is the name given to a duck which does drugs? A quackhead.
_With how many cans can you turn out a bird? Two-cans.
_Why is it illegal for chickens to play among themselves? It is fowl play.
_What do you call an eagle when it is sick? Illegal.
_What did the wife of the canary call him? Tweety-Pie.
_Why are eagles always on their knees? Because they are birds of pray.
_What should you serve a duck with its soup? Quackers.
_Which comic is the most popular among birds? Jay Leno.
_What name is given to a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.
_What does a chicken do in order to get a good physique? It egg-cersizes.
_Which bird can never the lyrics of a song? Hummingbirds.
_How do you attend to a sick bird? Give him tweetment.
_I was quacked up by these bird puns.
_I hope the responsibility of making bird puns will not be a birden on you.
_Listening to so many bird puns at once is both unpheasant and hawkward.
_Why was the chicken jumping? Because it was egg-cited.
_The police department quacked the case of the stolen duck eggs.
_The founding feathers of the sanctuary are highly respected.
_Which is the favourite game of birds? Sneak Beak.
_Why are birds politically neutral? They have both a left and a right wing.