Birthday is an anniversary of a date in which a person born. And we must make our closed ones feel special on their born day. It is not a bad time to put your jokes on messages. It is a good idea to send funny birthday messages to your friends and family to make them laugh with your humor. Given below is a list of some funny sayings for birthday.
Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
- If you would have received the present, I didn’t worry myself getting you the present.
- On my birthday I don’t go to the office on that particular day. But on my wife’s birthday, she doesn’t go to the office for one or two years.
- You know, You are aging when the cakes are less pricey than candles.
- Aging is just a matter of mind. If you don’t mind it’s just unimportant.
- When I came to this world I was shocked that I was unable to say a word for two years.
_Maximum women don’t tell their real age. And few men hide theirs.
_Knowledge comes with age. And you are the most knowledgeable person I know.
_Your adulthood comes only once. But you can be childish forever.
_I remember your born day. I just didn’t remember today’s date. You are just 18 years old with 22 years of experience.
_I came here for nothing but to eat your birthday cake.
_If you wish to look like a teenager then hang out with some fat and old people.
_Just think about the things you hope to hear on your born day. Just imagine. Have a joyful birthday.
_Tide and time never wait for anyone. But time always stops for a thirty-year woman.
_Last week everyone was singing happy birthday in the outside of a candle factory because the factory was on fire.
_It is compulsory to grow old. But it is optional to grow up.
_Remember to wear your birthday outfit. But inspect it for creases first.
_Young? I do not think that. Because if you see your birth certificate, it said no longer valid.
_People say that good people die at a young age. I think that is the reason you are still alive you old badass.
_It is confirmed that people are not able to remember some things after the age of 41.
_You will look old if you try to look like a teenager.
_Instead of calculating the wrinkles, focus on the blessings.
_Remember to wear sunglasses when the cake will be served.
_A knowledgeable man never dreams to be young.
_Growing old is expensive to pay for adultness.
_If you don’t want to forget your wife’s birthday, just don’t remember it once.
_It doesn’t matter how old you get if you are not cheese.
_Knowledge doesn’t certainly come with age.
_One of the greatest piece of suggestions in life is to enjoy the little things. It is easy to say but hard to do at your age.
_You know I don’t remember anyone’s born day. But as I am sending you birthday messages you must consider it as magic.
_Oh yes, another year to irritate the people you know. Have a great birthday.
_Don’t remember past because it is not changeable. Don’t think about the future because it is not predictable. Don’t think about the present because I got no presents for you.
_I remember your birthday, it’s just I wasn’t able to remember the date of today.
_The moment is uneasy when a happy birthday song is sung by everyone and you stand there like an idiot and clueless about where to stare.
_On your birthday I hope every reflector on this planet would disappear so that you won’t be able to see that you are aging.
_Appreciate your grey hair. Getting old is a special right given to selected people. Happy Birthday.
_It is hard to believe that someone so childish and irritating grew up to be someone.
_Before leaving home today check your pocket if it is empty. Because of this special day to have everyone treat you.
_You may have big responsibilities for being an elder sister. But you are clueless how difficult it is to be dearest of the family. I hope you enjoy your special day.
_As a faithful and kind soul I didn’t forget your born day but I am unable to remember your age.
_Because It is your birthday I was planning to gift you something humorous and beautiful but then I realize I already exist in your life.
_This cake made by me for your special day. But I am unable to light the candles because It becomes apparent that it is necessary to have the allowance of the fire department for a bonfire.
_This year was not so difficult for me to select a present for your birthday.
_It feels nice when you didn’t remember your own birthday and someone else memorize it for you.
_Whenever your birthday comes, it recalls me of an old Chinese professor. Yung No mo.