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69+ Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Birthday is an anniversary of a date in which a person born. And we must make our closed ones feel special on their born day. It is not a bad time to put your jokes on messages. It is a good idea to send funny birthday messages to your friends and family to make them laugh with your humor. Given below is a list of some funny sayings for birthday.

Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

  • If you would have received the present, I didn’t worry myself getting you the present.
  • On my birthday I don’t go to the office on that particular day. But on my wife’s birthday, she doesn’t go to the office for one or two years.
  • You know, You are aging when the cakes are less pricey than candles.
  • Aging is just a matter of mind. If you don’t mind it’s just unimportant.
  • When I came to this world I was shocked that I was unable to say a word for two years.

_Maximum women don’t tell their real age. And few men hide theirs.

_Knowledge comes with age. And you are the most knowledgeable person I know.

_Your adulthood comes only once. But you can be childish forever.

_I remember your born day. I just didn’t remember today’s date. You are just 18 years old with 22 years of experience.

_I came here for nothing but to eat your birthday cake.

_If you wish to look like a teenager then hang out with some fat and old people.

_Just think about the things you hope to hear on your born day. Just imagine. Have a joyful birthday.

_Tide and time never wait for anyone. But time always stops for a thirty-year woman.

_Last week everyone was singing happy birthday in the outside of a candle factory because the factory was on fire.

_It is compulsory to grow old. But it is optional to grow up.

_Remember to wear your birthday outfit. But inspect it for creases first.

_Young? I do not think that. Because if you see your birth certificate, it said no longer valid.

_People say that good people die at a young age. I think that is the reason you are still alive you old badass.

_It is confirmed that people are not able to remember some things after the age of 41.

_You will look old if you try to look like a teenager.

_Instead of calculating the wrinkles, focus on the blessings.

_Remember to wear sunglasses when the cake will be served.

_A knowledgeable man never dreams to be young.

_Growing old is expensive to pay for adultness.

_If you don’t want to forget your wife’s birthday, just don’t remember it once.

_It doesn’t matter how old you get if you are not cheese.

_Knowledge doesn’t certainly come with age.

_One of the greatest piece of suggestions in life is to enjoy the little things. It is easy to say but hard to do at your age.

_You know I don’t remember anyone’s born day. But as I am sending you birthday messages you must consider it as magic.

_Oh yes, another year to irritate the people you know. Have a great birthday.

_Don’t remember past because it is not changeable. Don’t think about the future because it is not predictable. Don’t think about the present because I got no presents for you.

birthday quotes and sayings

_I remember your birthday, it’s just I wasn’t able to remember the date of today.

_The moment is uneasy when a happy birthday song is sung by everyone and you stand there like an idiot and clueless about where to stare.

_On your birthday I hope every reflector on this planet would disappear so that you won’t be able to see that you are aging.

_Appreciate your grey hair. Getting old is a special right given to selected people. Happy Birthday.

_It is hard to believe that someone so childish and irritating grew up to be someone.

_Before leaving home today check your pocket if it is empty. Because of this special day to have everyone treat you.

_You may have big responsibilities for being an elder sister. But you are clueless how difficult it is to be dearest of the family. I hope you enjoy your special day.

_As a faithful and kind soul I didn’t forget your born day but I am unable to remember your age.

_Because It is your birthday I was planning to gift you something humorous and beautiful but then I realize I already exist in your life.

_This cake made by me for your special day. But I am unable to light the candles because It becomes apparent that it is necessary to have the allowance of the fire department for a bonfire.

_This year was not so difficult for me to select a present for your birthday.

_It feels nice when you didn’t remember your own birthday and someone else memorize it for you.

_Whenever your birthday comes, it recalls me of an old Chinese professor. Yung No mo.

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