Irish people are those who belong to Ireland, born and brought up on this Island of Europe. The Irish people are very fun loving, jolly, jovial and light hearted, so you will never find yourself stranger, if you visit Ireland. They speak Irish language. There are lots and lots of sayings and quotes of these people. Mentioned below are some of the funny Irish quotes and sayings.
Here are Funny Irish Sayings About Life
- May you be eaten by the cat, and cat should be further eaten by the demon!
- The stepmothers are the only one that blame you!
- Stepfathers are meant to blame you for everything!
- An important prayer is the one when you pray that your boyfriend should not meet your husband today
- Always keep praying that your wife should never see your girlfriend
- Bucket is full of shit
- Irish whiskey was created to refrain Irish from ruling this world
- Irish whiskey was invented to forget and digest your defeat, after your fight with your wife
- Whiskey with your friend, gives you some happy moments away from your wife
_Irish people maintain their quota of whiskey on earth, because they won’t get it in the heaven after death
_Alcohol is like a malediction because, it makes you enter into a fight with your neighbors, makes you shoot and kill them and then also makes you miss them later on
_Some thing remains no more a secret, after three people know that thing
_Irish body is meant to be blessed with a lot of Irish whiskey
_Motivation to work, is to look at your salary.
_Irish whiskey is like a blessing for those men, who can not speak in front of their wives
_If you want to make me something, then make me shopaholic, because alcoholic is what I can make you!
_I am very tolerant, as I can bear a lot of beer
_Irish bodies don’t get old, but they mature and become more precious and expensive with their age, just like whiskey.
_Irish people well know how to drink, because eating be a common task that anyone can perform
_Be a traveller and wanderer, but keep yourself away from those friends that every time back out from the plan
_I should learn how to cook food, because I am capable enough to teach how to prepare a perfect peg of whiskey
_If you are an Irish and you don’t like Irish whiskey then you are born at a wrong place.
_Siblings in life are like cats and dogs
_Irish people can be lot more funny if you offer them with whiskey
_Kids drink milk, Irish kids drink Irish whiskey!
_Having Irish friends makes you lucky, and gives you a companion for beer and whiskey!
_I love Irish whiskey, say if you are an Irish
_Other friends say, no fear when your friend is hear, but the Irish friends say that no fear when whiskey is hear!
_It is always lucky to have Irish friends, because they always bring complimentary Irish whiskey with them
_Normal people drink milk coffee, irish people have irish coffee
_I am high on the irish coffee
_Raise your hands! If you are an Irish
_Irish people can always be your best companion, because, they are always ready for cheers!
_I wish to get an Irish boyfriend, because I love Irish whiskey and he will get that for me
_I am high on Irish coffee
_Once an Irish always be an Irish
_Advice from Irish, you should not approach horse from back, bull from façade, and a stupid from any side
_Irish girls can be a perfect delight for boys, because they bring their complimentary Irish whiskey along with them
_I wish your pockets to be heavy, for whiskey and beer
_Irish people are the most loving ones
_If you are not a friend to an irish then, you actually need to get some one, because only then your friends group will be complete in a true sense
_Feel fiercely, love deeply, just like an irish woman does
_Irish woman can be understood easily, for example, if they raise their leg towards you, understand that she is going to kick you
_Irish men can be understood easily, if they get you an empty glass, it means that is to be filled with Irish whiskey
_Just a glass of Irish whiskey can make you friends with them, so simple it is
_For Irish people, no matter they may be happy or sad, but Irish whiskey remains mandatory for them
_Where sarcasm is like a charm, that is Ireland
_When you are around with irish people, then you don’t need other means of entertainment, as they are themselves fun loving and jolly
_You cannot be strangers to irish people for long, because they be your friends easily and quickly
_If you visit Ireland and you keep yourself away from the Irish whiskey then your visit is incomplete
_Being in Ireland and not tasting Irish coffee, is just like going to Dominos and not eating pizza
_If you are an Irish, then you need not to worry, because you can never be alone, Irish whiskey be your perfect partner, and it also brings people close to you.
_Hey! I am an Irish and I am in relationship with my Irish whiskey
_The friend that bitches about you, on your face, always proves to be a true friend
_If you are born with Irish blood, that naturally makes you awesome
_Be an Irish coffee freak, just like me
_I only heard that an Irish coffee and Irish people can turn into an addiction, but just one fine day I too turned into an addict
_Irish blood, is full of love, affection, care, respect, and emotion
_Pleasant sleep and proper laugh makes your life a perfect one, irish sayings
_The day that ends with the glass of whiskey, the day that ends well
_Make a perfect end to your day with the glass of Irish whiskey
_For me perfect morning means a cup of Irish coffee and a perfect night is with a glass of Irish whiskey