Retirement is not a small thing or not setting the morning alarm to go for work, but even a bigger thing. It is one of the most life-changing decisions. It is a happy and celebratory moment where the person finally gets his hard work paid off. It is often celebrated with close friends, family, and colleagues. It is a time when the person may feel nostalgic being leaving a place where he or she must have spent his life. So to keep retirement a happy space, introduce humor to the last messages and speech.
Here are Funny Retirement Sayings for Cards
- Retirement means No Alarms, No commute and No Problems.
- Retirement is Hello Pension and bye tension.
- What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? It is a retired person.
- The trouble with retirement is that you don’t get a day off.
- Behind every retired man, it is a woman hoping him to go back to work.
- Retirement is like just switching your boss from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
- The only challenge with retirement is how will you spend time without spending money
- No better feeling than going to bed without an alarm.
- You retired early because of health issues. You were sick of the office and office was sick of you.
It is nice to be out of the rat race, but you need to survive with less cheese.
Make your rest of life, the best of your life.
Retirement is a phase where every night is Saturday and every morning is Sunday.
Retirement is a start to a new phase, to a new adventure.
Young at heart, slightly old at other parts.
Now the pay will suck, but the working hours will be great.
Retirement is when you come home and say, “Honey, I am back forever.”
Have you saved anything for retirement? Hint – Probably not.
Give time to yourself, find yourself. Don’t retire, renew yourself.
I worry whether you have saved enough for your retirement alcohol?
It is just a retirement, not an expiry.
Retirement is like sleeping while awake, how lucky.
You are retired now, so have fun at work tomorrow.
Retirements like a long vacation where you want to enjoy to the fullest but not so fully that you run out of money.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Working people have lots of bad habits, of which the worst is the habit to work.
Now you never have to ask a day off. Happy retirement.
Welcome to newfound freedom.
Say goodbye to slow Mondays and pointless staff meetings. Hahaha..!
A wife’s fulltime job starts when her husband retires.
Leave your old boss with retirement and start living with the new boss, your wife.
Retirement is like a blank sheet of paper, where you can design your life again. I hope you design it well this time.
Retirement is a time for personal growth, and you need it badly.
The idea of retirement both excites and terrifies the person.
Retire from a job but never from meaningful projects.
Age is only the number. A person can’t retire his experience.
You can’t retire from being great.
Be retired but get inspired to do new things.
Stay young at heart, kind in spirit and enjoy the retirement living.
Retirement is No Job, No Stress, and No Pay.
Retirement is the world’s longest coffee break.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice her husband but only half the income.
The question shouldn’t be what age to retire, rather at what income to retire.
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Not having to worry about money is exactly not having worry about dying.
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
The best time to start thinking about retirement is to think about it before your boss does.
The man is known by the company that keeps him post his retirement.
Choose the work you love and you won’t have to retire ever.
You retire when you stop tying your shoelaces and think what else can you do being down there.
Retirement is get up in the morning, have breakfast then take a nap, get up have your lunch and take a nap, get up have a coffee break then take a nap, get up have dinner and sleep because you are tired.
There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.
You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.
Make the rest of your life, the best of your life.
You can finally retire from being great.
When you start laughing at the lamest jokes, your retirement is not far.
You are a person I admire because you are the one who gets to retire.
You are never too old to stop dreaming.
You have to pull off being young until you retire.
There is a whole new kind of life again. New experiences, new life, a new passion. So don’t call it a retirement, call it bliss.
You shouldn’t feel old just because you are retiring.
Be young until you have a sudden heart attack.
Retire from your work, but not from your duties, responsibilities, and life.