75+ Best Funny Valentine Card Sayings

75+ Best Funny Valentine Card Sayings

Valentine’s Day is a time when people show feelings of love, affection, and friendship. It is celebrated in many ways worldwide and falls on February 14 each year. Many people around the globe celebrate Valentine’s Day by showing admiration for the people they adore.  Some people take their loved ones for a romantic dinner date at a restaurant while others may choose this day to propose to or to get married.

Here are some funny and hilarious Valentine Card Sayings that you can write for your loved ones:

“You make my heart skip a beat! Happy Valentine’s Day to the best person alive in this world!”

“I find you very appealing! Happy Valentine’s Day to my love!”

“Is your name WiFi? cause I’m feeling the connection! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME. Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life!”

“There’s only one reason I am sending you this heartfelt Valentine’s Day Card, that is because I want one in return, Haha! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“It’s Valentine’s Day Dear, Time for champagne, oysters, and an amazing weekend at a romantic hotel! Oh wait.. we have kids, never mind. Happy Valentine’s Day to you.”

“I’m DONUTS about you and I like you BERRY much! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“We go together like Fish and Chips, happy Valentine’s Day My Love!”

“Help, I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up! Happy Valentine’s day to the one whom I love the most!”

“I’ve got my ION you! Happy Valentine’s Day to my beloved!”

“Is your name Oscar? cause I want you so badly! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I a dumbledore you! Happy Valentine’s Day to my soulmate!”

“Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it! Happy Valentine’s Day.”

“Are your eyes a maze? Because I’m lost in them! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“ALOE YOU VERA MUCH. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“Of loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face. Haha! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. I can’t stop laughing haha! Happy Valentine’s Day Love!”

“I want to feel your sweet embrace But don’t take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“I see your face when I am dreaming.That’s why I always wake up screaming. Hahaha! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?”               

“My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe ‘Go To Hell’. Haha, I’m just joking! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I’m not sick of you yet my beloved, Happy Valentine’s Day to you, My Love!”

“I’m no photographer but I can picture us together! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Since our wedding day, our love has grown and so has our mortgage. Hehe, Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“You are the reason I get up in the morning. Just kidding. It’s the baby. Haha, Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“There’s no one BUTTER than you! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTECUMBER! Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life!”

“I heard you like funny jokes, in fact, I’m a joke! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“You’re one in a melon! Happy Valentine’s Day to My Love!”

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me then I remember, I put up with you so we’re even! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, I love you! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“There’s no logical reason why we are dating but I like it! Happy Valentine’s Day to the best person in this world!”

“Everyday I fall more in love with you. Except on those days when you really piss me off. (Fortunately, today is not that day.) Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“On this Valentine’s Day I would like to remind you that you’re lucky to have me! Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“Roses are red, Hellebores are green, Take me to Valentine’s dinner Or I’ll make you a scene! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I love you more than anything, except Food! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“We share a house, a family, a life together but don’t touch my fries! Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life!”

“Are you Google, cause you have everything that I’m searching for! Happy Valentine’s Day to My Beloved!”

“My love for you is like Diarrhea (I can’t hold it in!) Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I’d swim an ocean for you, my love, just kidding there are sharks in there! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I’m the person you’ve been waiting for! (A sign) Haha, Happy Valentine’s Day!”

“I love you from my head TOmaTOES! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“There’s nobody I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to! Happy Valentine’s day to the best person ever!”

“Olive you sweetheart, Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“You are annoying, but I still love you! Happy Valentine’s Day Love!”

“We’re like two peas in a pod, you’re my Cup of Tea! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I’m TOADALLY in love with you! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“Be my Valentine, you know it makes sense! Happy Valentine’s Day to you My Love!”

“There are MINION reasons why I Love You! Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I fall in love with you more and more every day, well not every day, yesterday you were pretty annoying. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!”

“I love you even when you snore, I’m so glad you have me! Happy Valentine’s Day to My Love!”

“I TOLERATE you too, Happy Valentine’s Day!”

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