List of 81+Best Homer Simpson Sayings

Psychology Sayings and Quotes List of 81+Best Homer Simpson Sayings

List of 81+Best Homer Simpson Sayings

Homer Simpson is a fictional and leading character of the prominent American animated sitcom The Simpsons. He appeared as overweight and idle, but dedicated fully to his wife Marge Simpson and children Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Maggie Simpson. Mostly, He sits on the sofa, drink beer, enjoy donuts and watch television.

In the history of television, Homer considered as a most prestigious character that become an American cultural icon in short span of time.

Here are some famous Homer Simpson sayings that are funny and impressive: 

  • I can’t get out of the bed. I am big toasty cinnamon bun.
  • I think you are a mad woman. Never throw old calendar. It might come in handy someday. I know, It is not 1985 but tomorrow is uncertain. These TV guides have so many memories.
  • An important aspect about belonging to the world is being famous and respected.
  • I am tired of hearing a phrase ‘Sir, You are Welcome’. I just wish that people addressed me as Sir.
  • My pants are missing.
  • I wish I could have plenty of money and have no kids.
  • You probably have no idea about the day I regret the most, do you? It is when I discern that I could beat my dad. This was also experienced by Bart Simpson when he was only four.

_God should write another Bible. It would be a great source to earn money because the first one sold quite well.

_I do not pray. But if you are up there, Superman then I requests you to protect me.

_There are two behind the lie- ‘Liar’ and the ‘Listener.’

_It is hard to handle pregnant wife and annoying child at one moment. Still, I managed to get 8 hours for TV.

_Ignorance doesn’t mean that I am unaware of the things.

_Sweetie! Do not attach to anyone or anything. That’s a big lesson of life.

_Don’t try to demoralize the boy, Merge. Learning is an essential task and that detached us from the animals except the weasel.

_Ah! My urine and a beer always far from each other.

_Don’t be a helping hand.

_Without TV and beer, Homer is nothing.

_If someone doesn’t use a coaster that would be a shameful thing.

_I don’t want to think. So, I decided to elect officials.

_Oh! The time is 1 A.M. Go home. Enjoy with kids. That’s better.

_Don’t go out. We are going to be home before you blink.

_I would be a great to hear about the joining of Marge in the police academy. To me, it was fun. That was like Spaceballs movie. But, It was disrupted.

_Don’t like your job? Don’t even want to wallop? Every day going for a work is literally a half-assed. That’s happening in America.

_Cold beer, Load TV and homosexuals’ faaahlaaayming, all that I like, Marge.

_I am just in Towel. Better, Speak up!

_Lisa, Your tales and you: Bart’s a vampire, brain cells are killed by beer. That’s enough? Let’s back to builing and thingie, over the bed and TV.

_Thank god! The beer wasn’t shaken up. I have seen many fools.

_A cold beer and hot Christmas morning, I think, you love this country more than it.

_Woo! I find out an alternative to capitulate my beer. We are a family of traveling acrobats.

_My weakness? Since you questioned, it is beer.

_Do not be frightened. One of my liver could sell at good money. I will survive with one.

_Whisky or Beer? Do both mean the same?

_You know! What I am going to do all night? I will drink beer and stay out. That’s sounds interesting.

_Hey Brain! We do not like each other. I am going to kill you with beer. That’s I can get back.

_Women and beer are same or relatable to each other. Both look good and have a fragrance. You have to get one by stepping over your own mother.

_That beer is for Daddies, and kids having fake IDs. Son, don’t touch it.

_I fully stuffed and coming back to home.  Marge, Do a favor, send kids to the neighbors.

_Beer is my weakness. For a single blob, I would kill all who are here.

_For the time being, Beer is a provisional solution.

_I give never ending love for beer!

_Alcohol- Cause and solution of life’s complications

_Oh, Almighty God, please help me to get brighter.

_Ah! Kids, you tried and failed. So, it’s better, don’t to try, never.

_First get the sugar, then get the power and then get the women, America follow this rule.

_Bart, I can sense the logic behind your words. At my young age, buying an electric football is more than enough, and my parents brought it. That was one cheerful day I spent, really!

_Hit hard for someone when his back turned. What’s wrong with this?

_Word hard and get whatever you want. Be quiet for now; be ready to hear the announcement of lottery numbers!

_Reading and writing work getting paid? Can’t believe it.

_Beware to be messed with deceased. You know what they have, eerie powers, terrifically dangerous.

_At this point of my life, I don’t know anything about my identity.

_Blessings to those Pagans.

_These days, things are extortionate even Bible demands 15 bucks! And this preachy book tells, we are sinner except this guy.

_Am I crazy? No, not like you.

_TV has all answers of problems. Don’t find solutions beneath any bottle. I don’t know when will I get an understanding?

_How education make me sharp and intelligent? When I grasp new things, it helps me to draw out some useless stuff from the brain. I still memorize how I forgot driving during winemaking course at home?

_Don’t worry! He is there in heaven, cheering with John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin celebrities.

_I know, you did great things, dad, but now you are aged person, and become incapable.

_I warned you; don’t dare to talk that way about television, never, ever!

_Neither I’m devil nor criminal! I do simple things, working hard and love kids. So, why there is a need to invest half Sunday to hear how I am going to be a part of hell?

_Gambling is not the right idea, your mother says it, and even they believe, it’s acceptable in the Bible.

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