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85+ Best Legal Puns and Quotes

Legal means something that is related to the constitution. Send some funny legal puns with your closed ones or with someone who is related to the law to share some good laughs. Given below is a list of some legal puns.

Legal Puns and Quotes

  • Move your body rhythmically to music like nobody is looking. Email like it may someday be read audibly in deposing someone.
  • A person takes legal action against an airline company after his luggage was mislaid by the airline company. Sadly he didn’t win his case.
  • If there is an eagerness there is a lawsuit.

_What separates a good advocate and a great advocate? -A good advocate understands the law, but a great advocate understands the magistrate.

_A mirror was busted by me and earned seven years of unhappiness but my advocate assumes he will be able to get me five.

_What did the advocate name his son?

Sue.

_A legal action was taken by an airline company for misleading his luggage. Unfortunately, he didn’t gain a victory in his case.

_What would you name a priest if he becomes an advocate?

Father in law.

_How many advocate mockeries are there?

Just three. The rest of them are real stories.

_What separates a female advocate and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

_ An advocate who specializes in criminal law is redundant.

_What would you name an advocate with an IQ score of 100?

Your Honor.

_What would you call an advocate with an IQ score of 50?

Senator.

_What separates an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants are aware that they are not interesting.

_A young advocate expired and reached heaven (astonishing we know!).

_What is that one thing that never helps when it is resolved?

A jury.

_What is used by lawyers as contraceptives?

Their personalities.

_Why were lawyers invented by God?

So that actual estate representatives would have an individual to look down on.

_Make corruption pay.

Become an advocate.

_What separates a vacuum cleaner and an advocate on a motorbike?

There is a dirt bag on the inside of a vacuum cleaner.

_What do you name a truthful advocate? 

An oxymoron.

_What separates an advocate and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn’t earn any pay off for an extended fight.

_What separates a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

 Your case dragged on by a bad lawyer for years. But a good lawyer takes even more time to solve it.

_What is the dissimilarity between a lawyer and a jellyfish?

One is a toxic blob and has no spine and another is a pattern of sea life.

_What’s bad about advocate jokes?

Advocates don’t find it humorous and other individuals don’t believe they’re jokes.

_What separates an advocate and a trampoline?

Your shoes are taken off by you before jumping on a trampoline.

_What separates a lawyer and a leech?

If you expire, a leech will never suck your blood.

_What separates an advocate and God?

God doesn’t assume himself as an advocate.

_What is the similarity between an apple and a lawyer?

They both are not bad hanging from a tree. 

_How can a woman who is pregnant tell that a future lawyer is carried by her?

She can’t control her craving for bologna.

_What is the similarity between a decent lawyer and a dinosaur?

They’re both don’t exist anymore.

_What would 25 skydiving lawyers be called?

Skeet.

_What will be thrown by you to a drowning advocate?

His partners.

_What is brown in color and looks absolutely interesting on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

_What separates a lawyer and a liar?

The way of pronouncing a word.

_My lawyer is not an unsmart guy.

His earnings come from my offenses.

_What separates an advocate and a prostitute?

You will not be screwed anymore by the prostitute after you expire.

_Why were snakes made by God just before advocates?

To practice.

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