Milk is perhaps among the popular drinks in the world. It is full of nutrients and does a lot of good to the human body. However, it can also be used to make great puns.
Milk Puns and Funny Quotes
- What would you call a milk that manages to get each and everything that it wants? Spoilt milk.
- What kind of milk will you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk.
- Why does nobody like puns about milk? They tend to be very cheesy.
- Why are there only two legs beneath the stool used for milking a cow? Because the udder is with the cow.
_Why did Hitler drink milk for breakfast every morning? Because he did not like juice.
_From where does a Russian source his milk? From Mos-cow.
_Why do I never try milking a cow? Because the last time I tried doing it, it was an udder failure.
_What did the cow tell someone who insulted her? “How dairy you?”
_What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
_Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
_What do you say to a cow to get a determined decision from her? You say, “Milk up your mind.”
_What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
_Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
_What do you call it when a cow mixes very well with its surroundings? A cow-moo-flage.
_What would you call a cow who is worshipped by the people? Holy cow!
_Where are all the decisions regarding cows taken? At the cow-ncil.
_Why did the cow charge at the bull? She cow-nteracted because of a previous charge.
_What would you call a packet of fake milk. Cow-nterfeit.
_What happened to the man who had too many cows? He lost cow-nt.
_What do you call a nation of cows? A cow-ntry.
_Why was the cow considered responsible for all the mishaps? She was a-cow-ntable for it.
_What do you see in a boxing match between cows? A kno-cow-t.
_How does a cow commit a murder? In cow-ld blood.
_When do two cows become best friends? When they are able to cow-ordinate well.
_Why did the man call his cow stupid? Because she never udderstood a word of what he said to her.
_Which substance abuse is the cow most prone to? Cow-caine.
_Cow-conut happens to be the best cow fruit.
_Which company did the cow work in? At a government uddertaking.
_What would you call it when a cow does not listen to its owner? Uddermining the authority.
_Which is the favourite hairstyle of a cow? The uddercut.
_What kind of a partner did the cow want? Someone who would udderstand her feelings.
_Where did the cow write everything about her life? In her dairy.
_Why did everybody know about the cow? Because she was legen-dairy.
_Where does a cow field during a game of cricket? At the boun-dairy.
_Where should you call a cow? At her second-dairy number.
_What kind of design does a cow like on her garments? Embroi-dairy.
_Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
_What adjective would you use for a cow which is extremely brave? Dairying.
_Why did the cows stand in attention for two minutes? They were expressing soli-dairy-ty.
_Why could the bottle of milk not be seen by you? Because it went pasteurise in a second.
_Why can you not digest milk? Because you lactose qualities required for digestion.
_How was milk sold in the market? It was sold in the “Buy now pay later” method.
_What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
_Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
_Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
_What will happen when you buy loads of milk? A hole will be burnt in the pocket.