54+ Best Murder Puns and Funny Quotes

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54+ Best Murder Puns and Funny Quotes

Murder is a violation of unlawfully killing an individual with bitterness aforethought. Send some hilarious and funny jokes about murder to your family and friends to share some good laugh. Given below is a list of some humorous murder puns.

Murder Puns and Funny Quotes

  • Bully means when you harass or frighten an individual, murder is when you end an individual’s life. But it is nothing when there is no valid proof.
  • There was a homicide. The artist was suspected by the investigator first… because the artist was not detailed.
  • If someone shoots an individual who is about to kill himself,  is it an attempt to end the pain or is it an attempt to homicide?

_Murder is no different than self-killing except the other individual is committing it for you.

_Do you know about the Scottish lady who was murdered by her husband? 

Her husband completely kilt her.

_What is murdering your companion called?

 a homie-side.

_What is the cleverest offense? 

3rd degree homicide.

_Why did the homicide invest in contraceptives? 

To murder the future customers.

_What’s the only offense without any victim that can be committed by you? 

Homicide, because there is no injured party.

_Getting killed by an individual is perhaps the most practical observation someone can ever have.

_what would a murderer of an egg be called?

An egg terminator.

_Why was the burger eaten by your companion?

Because my companion wanted to kill all the burgers.

_That one uneasy moment when you attempt to make a connection with Batman by murdering your father and mother.

_The ice-cream seller made an attempt to murder me today.

_Do you know about the conductor of a train in Mexico who got imprisoned for homicide?

Yes, clearly the train conductor Loco-motives.

_Why didn’t the skeleton experience the homicide?

Because the skeleton had no heart to do it.

_The investigator didn’t take much time to figure out what weapon was used to commit the homicide. It was a quick case.

_A homicide case was investigated by two detectives at an under -construction building.

The proof was not solid.

_Police 1: This homicide looks racially provoked.

Police 2: Hate violation?

Police 1: Obviously, I don’t like violations. Or else I would never have become a police.

_Do you know about the killing that was committed by the boat dock?

The jury is going to judge him.

_How is a murder committed by a panda at a cafe?

Panda only consumes, shoots and then goes away from there.

_What would it be called if an individual kills his own male gang member?

A homiecide.

_What was said by the fish before committing the crime of killing?

I’m going to GILL you.

_what was said by the hairdresser when an individual was murdered by her?


_What happens when they force you to leave the homicide club?

You get dismembered.

_What would a Hawaiian homicide mystery be called?

A Hula-Dunit.

_What would it be called if a lizard commits the crime of killing?

Murder in cold blood.

_If there is an urgency to commit the crime of killing someone I will murder with an ax.

So that it can defence myself by saying the murder was ax-idental.

_What would an individual be called who commits homicides by poisoning their meals?

Cereal killer.

_I got new employment as a seller of killing items

I’m making a murder.

_Do you know about the homicide in the crafts and paintings store?

it was gluesome.

_What would a Fish be called that found guilty of Murder? GILL-ty.

_What do you call it if you and your companion visit a killing spree?


_Do you know about the homicide on the catwalk?

A model was murdered in an odd fashion.

_Why was the PTA discussion murder tough to figure out?

Because it was uncertain who committed it.

_What would a Salvador Dali be called after multiple murders?

A surreal killer.

_What can be a certain way to break a relationship?


_Why did that car murder?


_Do you know about the homicide at the color factory?

The murderer was arrested red-handed.

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