Vegetables can be boring and specially for children. They just do not like to eat them. Bit if we associate some laughter with these boring vegies, they may find a reason to eat them. Next time in vegetable market or dinner table, here are some puns for you that you can say and laugh a bit.
- The only dressing that impressed me in your party was salad dressing.
- I wish she dressed as well as she dresses her salad.
- My wife looked so yum that I told her that she was looking radish-ing.
- On Sunday’s service of vegetables at the church the carrots were amazing.
- On Christmas eve, the carrot singing started and we were all awestruck.
_ The way you have bean is recommendable.
_ The green dress that you wore was bean admired.
_ It is difficult to find such a amazing human bean like you.
_ You just kicked the ass-paragass out of him.
_ Asparagus was not the only ass that was talked about that night.
_ You looked beautiful from head Tomato.
_ Spinach was not the only green leaves we had that night.
_ Potatoes and we got baked at the same time with some green leave respectively.
_ My mom entered the house and looked at my mush-room and screamed at me.
_ I just love the way your Ass-paragass looks.
_ As she walked in, my heart- beet just fell off.
_ I was so angry that I wanted to beet the shit out of him.
_ I went on my knees and asked her is she would be peas be mine.
_ I told him very clearly that I want is my peas of mind.
_ My weekends are just about wine, dine and peas.
_ If you are a peas loving person, you and I can be friends.
_ Do not ruin my peas of mind.
_ She had to shut up Because I gave her a peas of my mind.
_ You are peas of my heart.
_ Life gets better when you do not carrot at all.
_ I have stopped carrot-ing and it does not hurt me any more.
_ The more you carrot, the more you suffer.
_ She beets me in English test.
_ I am a very adjusting person, I do not need mushroom.
_ DJ said that we should put our hands in the air because he is going to turnip the beet.
_ Can we turnip the music and sway on the dance floor?
_ Can you give me some beet, said the Guitarist to the drummer.
_ You know how much I am in love with uni-corn.
_ People started going inside because it was getting chilli.
_ As the ice broke, the limes got blurred.
_ We had so much alcohol that the limes blurred.
_ Barak-oli was good was US’s health.
_ You might be corn tomorrow.
_ You got to understand that olive you so much.
_ They way they talked about their colleage, I was s-pea-chless.
_ Bean there. Done that. All a long time ago.
_ I was not expecting that you would turnip.
_ Keep calm and peas if you want to live happily.
_ No matter what anyone says, I know I yam a good person.
_ I told him not to take so much alcohol that the limes are crossed.
_ I have some limes, I do not go beyond them
_ I have some limes, you must have a look at them.
_ You should know about your limes and not go beyond them.
_ There is this thing about my uncle, he gets corn-y after some time.
_ The condition of city was scary. The police asked everyone to maintain law and peas.
_ Peas is important. Without it, everything becomes dull.
_ There is a mushroom for you in my heart.
_ She thinks that she is not important but she is a peas of my heart.
_ We had some extra cabbage. We had to pay more to the airlines.
_ Do you speak spinach?
_ Her sense of humor is amazing. She is just cabbage.