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101+ Taunting WhatsApp Statuses and Messages

Hi, are you looking for a taunting status to put up on WhatsApp? Then you have come to the right place.

In this article, I will share with you the best taunting WhatsApp statuses that you put up on your post.

Taunting WhatsApp Statuses For Boyfriend 

-There is no room for you in my heart, but it is definitely yours in the trunk of my car. 

-Sorry, I called you stupid and offended you. I really thought you already knew. 

-I will not block you, nor delete you. I will hold you and let you see how happy I am. 

-Someone wants to hire my boyfriend for a week, so that he won’t kill him for bothering him? 

-Never underestimate a person’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes. 

-Men or shoes? I choose shoes. They last longer. 

-Today is National Animal Day. Take a moment to remember your ex. 

-If your ex tells you, “You will never find someone like me”, just smile and say, “This is the point.” 

-Dear ex, I am very happy to see you as an example that needs attention in the future. 

I left because you never asked me to stay. 

-A strong man can control a strong woman; a weak one will say he has status. 

-God, I’m sorry to disturb you, I forgot that I only exist when you need me. 

-Boy: Does it make you laugh like me? Girl: It doesn’t make me cry like you do. 

-I hate my boyfriend who doesn’t shave and wants to kiss me and catch me! 

-Sorry, I offended you with common sense. 

-Real men will never stop showing a girl what she means to them, even if they have one. 

-The wrong person wants to lock your phone. A real man would say, “Hey, dear, can you read this news to me?” 

-People like you are the reason for our middle finger. 

-Why didn’t my friend notice when he urinated in the seat? 

-If money farts, my friend will become a millionaire. 

-Why not sneak into a more comfortable place such as a coma? 

-I don’t think it smells worse than my friend’s feet. 

-When your mother sent you to school, she got a garbage ticket. 

-Does the child need a degree to lower the toilet seat? 

-I don’t know who is messy, the dog is still my friend. 

-When do children start to teach them to drink milk cartons in their lives? 

-For some reason, every time I wash the dishes, my friends create more chaos. 

-If my friend steals the quilt again, I will slap him. 

-My friend always turns on the air conditioner every night, it freezes me to death! 

-Some people can slap their faces only with a chair. 

-Don’t want a mocking answer, don’t ask stupid questions. 

-I just got home and my boyfriend is playing video games in underwear, uh, guys. 

-Why do nursing staff think it is fun to drink all the water without adding water? 

-A real man never gives up his girlfriend. He fought for her. 

-Sometimes, when my boyfriend and his friend play video games online, I laugh. 

-My friend tore his pants and tried to pick something from the floor! 

-Has anyone seen their boy cutting his nails on the bed? 

-I have the hardest guy in the world, I just got my nose drilled by him! 

-There is nothing worse than going to the bathroom behind my friend, disgusting. 

-I’m afraid of rainy days, because I know that my boyfriend is full of mud.

Taunting WhatsApp Statuses for Girlfriend

-Zombies feast on brains, you are safe. 

-Train your heart to see all good things. 

-No insult, your face speaks for itself. 

-If you work hard to be smarter, I will work hard to be better. 

-How many colour pages can one person have? 

-Stupidity is not a crime, so you can go. 

-You should pretend you are listening. 

-There are high heels and sandals everywhere in my apartment. 

-Did your girlfriend ask you to carry your wallet? 

-My friend has enough jewellery to open her shop. 

-How can a woman today cook? 

-I love my girlfriend, but sometimes I don’t know what she thinks. 

-No matter how much the girlfriend exercises, she can’t open the jar to save her life. 

-Tell me…Is stupidity a job or are you just talent? 

-I am not smarter than you, only you are stupid than anyone else. 

-He never went to lunch on Sunday before he had a girlfriend. 

-Wow! There is a big bump in the middle of the shoulder! Oh wait, this is your face 

-I have never seen my girlfriend angrier than I hide her favourite lipstick. 

-I like you half and half, I like you half and half, half what you deserve! 

-What is the meaning of painting? The monkey is still a monkey. 

-I don’t know why the girl is so angry with the toilet seat, leave it alone! 

-Watching the bride fall down is both funny and sad. 

-You are so ugly. When you were born, the doctor said: “What about the baby? 

-When you go out, the girl can’t eat for two seconds! 

-That doesn’t mean you are strange… Only other people are normal. 

-Yes No one has a dramatic Netflix like me? 

-I don’t understand how a girl can only eat salad! 

-You are so ugly, tears flow down when you cry… Just to hide your face. 

-Every time if I want to watch Netflix and relax, it must be my girlfriend’s choice, um! 

-Girls shouldn’t sleep because I wake up my girl every time 

-When your girlfriend thinks you are sleeping and farting, I think it’s weird 

-I speak to myself Language, because I like to deal with better people… 

-The girl who thought about me on a long bus trip. She is an American idol and has been singing.

-Why don’t you sneak into a more comfortable place, such as a coma? That would be better. 

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